College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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