Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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