She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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