In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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