you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
