I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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