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It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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