This girl is more easily done than said...
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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