she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He did a backflip because drugs
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