I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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