Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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