I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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