If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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