Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
