Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
birth control should be required to get into college
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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