I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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