her vagine was all disorganized.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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