Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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