I heard we made out
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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