I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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