a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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