i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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