I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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