i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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