who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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