Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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