this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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