What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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