Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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