I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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