but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
