sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Every concussion has its silver lining
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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