Sponge bath it is.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
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