So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
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