im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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