well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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