idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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