apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
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