2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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