They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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