i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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