Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Someone stole a lamp last night.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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