I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
