"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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