belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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