a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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