you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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