But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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