So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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