GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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