I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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