Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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