You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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