***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Randomize
