Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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