Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
i now understand why vodka
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
