we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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