i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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